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Absolute legend (lemmy.today)
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[–] 40 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Bro that reminds me when I was in university and I used to tutor fellow students with the goal of getting laid. As soon as I got laid I stopped tutoring. Now unfortunately I'm married and have kids because of that.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    wat

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Ohhhh for some reason my mind went to him trying to tutor other dudes to help them with women. Was very confused.

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  • [+] -8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You guys ooze heteronormativism

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You ooze self-righteousness.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    The original commenter @cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee did neither specify their own sex nor the gender of the people they tutored.

    Multiple people under that comment simply assumed that OP is male and was tutoring girls. That is heteronormative. Yes, I formulated that with a bit of snark. But come on.

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