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Alice and Bob are friends at
${university_name}. At${date_time}they cross paths.Alice: Hi, I want to tell you a TCP joke.
Bob: Sure, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke.
Alice: Alright,I am going to tell you the TCP joke.
Alice: Here's the actual joke. It's hilarious.
Bob: laughs hysterically
Alice: I'm glad you liked my joke.
Alice: Alright, that was the TCP joke.
Bob: Thanks for telling me about it.
Bob: So, that's it I guess?
Alice: Yeah, that's about all I wanted to tell you.
Alice and Bob part ways and run off to their next classes.