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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Good. Someone, please make this. And make it first person for the full effect.

Other ideas for people to pinch:

You can only use each snippet of small talk once before collecting it again, because you're afraid of repeating yourself.
The game is filled with collectibles, but they're all located on the floor, so you're more likely to find them if you're in character and looking at the floor the entire time.
To pause the game, you have to look at your phone while standing in a quiet area.
Your ex-partner has a lengthy list of grievances you can hear when they're hunting you. This includes "you always run away from me at parties".