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[–] [email protected] 184 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The flag fetishists in the US is damn weird.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago

The US is damn weird

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At that age, being a country is still new and exciting. I mean, look at Belgium, they're also fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nee ik ben het met ze eens. Jullie zijn vreemd.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ik vrees dat ik het niet eens kan ontkennen...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Belgian = 👎

Funny German = 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No, both are great people, like that cousin who licks rocks and eats bugs at family gatherings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hey! Don't you diss on the rocks! They taste fantastic and leach many essentially minerals, also the bugs are wonderfully slimy yet satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sorry, the salt lamp just looks like candy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The thing is, there aren't many Germans like that though. Very serious people.