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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Belgian = ๐Ÿ‘Ž

Funny German = ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No, both are great people, like that cousin who licks rocks and eats bugs at family gatherings.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hey! Don't you diss on the rocks! They taste fantastic and leach many essentially minerals, also the bugs are wonderfully slimy yet satisfying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sorry, the salt lamp just looks like candy

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The thing is, there aren't many Germans like that though. Very serious people.