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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 126 points 2 years ago (39 children)

Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain't Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

Nobody around here grew them (that I know of), and I never went anywhere that grew them where I would see them.

I assumed they were like any legume, growing above ground like peas or green beans.

But noooooo, they're ground nuts. Which I thought was a different plant entirely.

Out of all my damn family on both sides, visiting (and working on) various farms, nobody grew the damn things.

So, yeah.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In plenty of languages peanuts are also called 'ground nuts' or 'earth nuts'

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Ouch, I had to think about what it's in my motherlanguage and it's actually earth nuts (Erdnüsse in German).

    If you had asked me how they grow it would have been a 50/50 if I got it wrong.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    relevant xkcd:

    xckd

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  • [+] -9 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Does this mean it's valid to make fun of those who don't know obvious things if they're 30 or older?

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  • [+] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
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  • [+] -7 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    It's literally an observation of the content of the comic. Fuck me, you people are stupid.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    He said, still not being nice. Nah man, I think it's you.

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  • [+] -10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Stupidity is a cancer in our society. It deserves ridicule and scorn, not niceties. Note, this is different from ignorance. There is nothing to be ignorant about here, just piss poor reading comprehension and disregard of context clues. Shameful.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    If it helps, and you probably aren't aware, but we are ridiculing you.

    But it doesn't seem to be fixing anything.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't particularly care about the opinion of idiots, so it's fine.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago*

    No, because there are error bars on "things", and "everyone", and "knows", and on "by the time they are 30".

    This means that statistically, following a Bell curve on where people land based on this, there will be some that will be much older, and much younger that have heard of a specific thing to the point of "knowing" it.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yea, hate him or not, he immediately researched his incorrectness. This is not something we should make fun of. Education is how we solve ignorance, even if the topic is nuts.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago*

    Nah I've watched him ask for a claim to be checked, his checker came back saying that it was a true claim when it was total bullshit.

    Dude gets zero credit for half assed - at best - fact checking. Peanuts are not dire, but the dumbass wants to get into life or death real world shit without doing the work. Fuck Rogan.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Seeing how cashews grow is the one that fucked me up.

    Explains why they cost so much.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Joe Rogan's not stupid, he just had chronic traumatic encephalopathy from some injuries in his early twenties. Also he is an asshole.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Well, being as generous as possible, he says things a stupid person would say, with a high frequency. If that's due to tbi, I feel sorry for him, but he's still saying a lot of stupid stuff.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    If someone says stupid stuff all the time, they are stupid. Doesn't matter if they have an excuse. Especially if the excuse is that they did something stupid that made them stupider.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    I might be wrong, but I doubt that the TBI left him to be a different person than he was before.

    My physics teacher had a TBI from a kart race accident that left him temporarily paralyzed and he had to relearn how walk and speak. People often assumed he was stupid or incapable because of the way he talked, but he was probably the brightest guy in that school by a long shot.

    His mnemonics were also top notch. An example: Mnemonics are called "Eselsbrücke" in German (it literally translates to donkey bridge). When learning about harmonic motion, he asked us "What is the Latin word for donkey? That's right: asinus. A * sin(wt)". Genius.

    Another one that I still use to this day: how to remember what is concave and what is convex? "If a girl has sex, her belly grows convex."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Nah man. TBIs can totally mess with your whole personality, cognitive abilities, everything to do with your brain. Maybe if you only get one traumatic event, it might not have the same consequences, but guys like Rogan and football players are repeatedly bashing their brains leading to Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It really does depend on the parts of the brain damaged, and the severity.

    A person can completely shift in behavior post tbi. And it absolutely can cause damage that impairs learning and thinking.

    It's impossible to give real numbers because the last time I went looking, there wasn't enough research out there to properly break down the possible outcomes. That being said, I had a decent share of tbi patients over the years. That fact skews things, obviously; if they needed a caregiver, they had a more severe injury in the first place. But personality shifts were common, and functional capability varied greatly, even within the type of injuries that required caregivers after the fact.

    It's frankly terrifying to run into the patients that are 100% there intellectually and awareness wise, but stuck with limited ability to communicate.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I live in SW Ontario which used to be prime tobacco territory as in teenagers used to work tobacco fields in the 90's when I was in HS. Both peanuts and tobacco love a loose sandy soil.

    Point being, no one is expected to know how something grows unless they have some knowledge that makes them intimate or they're a fucking nerd. Lol

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain't Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

    I think that's why dudes are magnetized to Joe. Interesting trivia that at no point does the average person need to think about are brought up and it's fascinating.

    Unfortunately, Joe also mixes in conspiracy BS. His extreme lack of critical thinking (or thinking with cherry picked data to fit a particular narrative), is why his fans are constantly belittled by people looking in.

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