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Anon learns about nuts
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this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren't nuts.
Ground beans.
Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)
Hummus?
yeah so basically they're coffee without the water
Coffee beans aren't beans, they're closer to cherries.
So yes, they're exactly like coffee beans without the water.
That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.
Does he know about cashews?
Alright that's enough shock for one day.