Shitty Ask Lemmy

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Would you rather learn about pronouns or proverbs? (lemm.ee)

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Who is calling me at this hour? (lemm.ee)

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How did you come to be handcuffed to a hospital bed? (lemm.ee)

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What should people stop complaining about? (lemm.ee)

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Complain about people complaining

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What's the dumbest law? (lemm.ee)

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What provoked your latest violent outburst? (lemm.ee)

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What's the hardest job to get fired from? (lemm.ee)

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President, right?

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What's the occasion? (lemm.ee)

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Are you the key master? (lemm.ee)

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What are the magic words? (lemm.ee)

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Have you ever thought about a tiger eating spaghetti in Tokyo? (lemm.ee)

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What's that song that goes "do do do dodo do do do do do dodo do"? (lemmy.world)

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Do you think that it's okay for Norwegians to call black people the word they do (lemmy.ml)

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Despicable scandinavians

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Is this a good time for a trip to Los Angeles? (lemm.ee)

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What has happened exactly thrice? (lemm.ee)

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What is the laziest form of art? (lemm.ee)

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What's your recipe for word salad? (lemm.ee)

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Will you unkindly explain? (lemm.ee)

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What would you do with six arms and a million dollars? (lemmy.world)

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What's the most stoned thought you've ever had? (lemm.ee)

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What do they charge for salt and batteries? (lemm.ee)

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What's the most offensive joke? (lemm.ee)

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What is the conversion rate between dollars and cents and thoughts and prayers? (lemm.ee)

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Bought Chinese amateur fans for 2x the price of a proper one. What to do? (lemmy.ml)

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Also, bought 2 of them, because the brain needed to fart out loud.

Not only are the fans much slower than what the sticker says (2000RPM), they also make more heat in the motor than they will ever dissipate. And of course, they just couldn't sell one without RGB.

Looked closely and even the axle is not centred.

On the other hand

Can someone help me do something fun with this that would make me feel less shitty about myself?

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I've been informed that absolutely nobody wants to see remakes, so then who are all the people paying their hard earned money in this economy to watch them? (lemm.ee)

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The question is rhetorical. People will likely give some explanation for why people choose to see remakes but the fact is, regardless of why, the majority of moviegoers clearly want to see remakes