cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/post/501992

Good work, everyone. Pour one out for me though because I have no self control or sense of preservation

This is King Missile of Detachable Penis fame.

The lyrics have stayed in my head for decades:

Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders
Take 'em from work
It's the best way to feel better
About your low pay and appalling working conditions

It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters
It's gonna be an outstanding day

Take stuff from work
And goof off on the company time
I wrote this at work
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them
Life is good

Bonus Randeeeee:

Transcription: "Therapy Tip: Improve mental health by committing fraud"

you never forget your first ♥️

Transcription: "CBT Tip: Righteous crimes can function as highly effective exposure therapy for anxiety"

Better version:

cross-posted from: https://leminal.space/post/25205024

an internet cryptid but shitty

transcription: nothing is stopping you from placing food you didnt pay for in donation bins at your local frocery store, you didnt steal anything, you just moved it, nothing left their property :3 help feed you local homeless and needy~

(A tear stick has menthol and camphor in it and bad actors put it under their eyes to make them cry)

This distinction is a lil frustrating for me because I just so happen to also be an amoralist, but it's not inherent to illegalism

I loved this comment by @FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com

We can think breaking laws in general is good because it makes these useless laws harder to enforce if a lot of people break them. Ie. its a form of resistance against the state.

But [we can] also be staunchly against terrible things like random killings and sexual assault.

One doesn’t entail the other.