Kid, you have propaganda at home.

Little fucker

You are the reason ppl hate trans

Cook for about 20 seconds, to lightly wilt the lettuce.

Ahem, You're not gonna treat the contaminated vegetables this short amount of time blanching.

It's less and worse than nothing. It gives most people an idea that somebody is doing something about it. Not fully understand that it amounts to nothing. So that they are conditioned into not demanding a drastic, impactful action.