It's ok, that's clearly a different wolf. Nothing to worry about.

Good thing I saw this was The Onion. I was having a hard time believing that Trump knows/remembers he has a son named Eric.

Short skirt / Long jacket?

I used to go to Q-ZAR all the time as a kid! Loved that place, I think I once had a birthday party there.

I'd suggest the Firefox extension libredirect. Automatically redirects Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and more to alternative front-ends.

Of course he's from Florida. What other state would do this?

Also, it's not like Florida was taking the shot anyway.

You're*

May have? It would be more surprising news if he didn't.

Not to ruin the joke, but I think you actually can text 911.

EDIT: Only in some places, not everywhere.

Sources: https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/what-you-need-know-about-text-911

https://www.911.gov/calling-911/frequently-asked-questions/

I honestly forgot Threads even existed.

This is not my beautiful wife!

With uBlock origin!