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[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I pledge allegiance to the flag

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Ohhh this is what the thin blue line flag is supposed to be. They just have the rest of the colors missing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

that flag has done more for me than any other real country flag tbh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your trans pretzels.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Quit trying to shove your agenda down my throat! I'll have some when no one else is looking...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Man of culture I see

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You will never be a real pretzel

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

these would go great with the bisexual space oreos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Snacks for the Queer picnic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kinda off topic, but I'd honestly distrust any product with "freshness guaranteed" on it more than one without. It's like they're trying to compensate for something. Everyone knows that they're going to do the absolute bare minimum they have to do to "guarantee" that freshness, so it's not really a guarantee. Unless they back it up with a great return policy of course.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Walmart has the most lax return policy ever, especially with food. Like no questions asked unless you're obviously abusing the policy. If you buy any food item and it turns out not fresh enough for your standards, you can just take it to the return area and they'll tell you to go get another while they do the work on your receipt.

This can be extrapolated further to get the "Walmart lifetime warranty" on anything they sell whether you bought it there or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Works with amazon too. Even if something is legitimately still under warranty and it breaks, it's usually far less hassle just to buy another and return the broke one for a refund.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Trans National Anthem Intensifies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Which leads to the question, what would the Trans National Anthem be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

transtranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstransTRANS

Or something by 100 gecs idk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why did I just sing this to the tune of the Soviet Anthem?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I propose Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman."

Or maybe the Nicky Flowers remix of the Wii Shop music.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

My vote would be something by Laura Jane Grace

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago