I'm gonna be an ant so I can know what it's like to live in a collectivist society 🐜

good news! odds are you'll reincarnate as a nematode instead

Yo if I get reincarnated yo I'd come back as somethin cool like a bulldozer or a gun.

Na man were all getting Kafkaed. Just call me Papa Roach.

Nah, I'm not getting tricked into this again, I'm done with this existing nonsense.

oh, the cis or trans dice roll is what gets me

I fuckin hope theres no afterlife living sucks

If I have to come back I hope it's in like 5000 years, after communism has been established and climate change is under control.

you're living this exact same life again and again forever

But what if you are reincarnated in the future when communism is fully developed

Yeah that would e real bad.

Knowing that I'll have to relive and relearn the damn primary school-to-high school experience of lessons...

unlikely:

No one ever said reincarnation happened linearly in time, and 99.99% of all humans who have ever lived did not have to suffer through this indignity

Also, do you sometimes dread looking into your inbox? Sometimes I do...

The Lovecraftian existential horror sitting in your inbox:

Can’t fuck it up worse, I’m game

I can do you worse, 100% repeat of the current life in a groundhog's day fashion with each successive life you becoming more aware fuckery is about until like 100,000 lives in you know everything that will happen from a very young age

Just say no and don't.