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[–] 219 points 3 years ago (28 children)

Friendly reminder that blue lives don't exist.

You choose to be a cop you don't choose your skin color

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  • [–] 82 points 3 years ago (17 children)

    Exactly. But the “blue lives matter” group only formed as a counter to Black Lives Matter so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    I'm stealing this! Right on. "Blue Lives Matter" is just for Smurfs and the cyanotic.

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  • [–] 83 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

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    [–] 78 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

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  • [–] 60 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Covid was also a top fatality result of police for a while there. Just showcasing their amazing decision making skills as they refuse to get vaccinated.

    Clearly they represent the best of the best there.

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    [–] 56 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

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    [–] 53 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    That's insane. How in the world do they rationalize that to themselves?

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Because they make ridiculous amounts of money. There are very few people who can do the job, it's extremely dangerous and even if you don't get injured or killed, it's very hard on your body. Iirc most divers only do it 2-3 times a year because it takes a long time to safely decompress at the depths they usually work at (it can take days or even weeks) and then they have to take time off to physically and mentally recover.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    As far as i know the most dangerous job is either Under Water Welder or Septic tank diver (yes thats a thing) among those, most heavy industry Jobs are very dangerous as well (mining, steelworks...)

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I thought the most dangerous one was president, at an 18% fatality rate (8 out of 45 so far)

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    [–] 26 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    What about fire fighters? At least they do everything in their power to keep your dog alive.

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    [–] 19 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Where do you get the idea that pilot is the 3rd most dangerous job? How often do you hear about pilots dying? And more dangerous than driving jobs? Lol no.

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    [–] 15 points 3 years ago (15 children)
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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    It's because they have too much power. Gets to their head. Same with politicians, though they usually don't go round shooting people.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Btw one of those six other jobs is pizza delivery.

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    [–] 12 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    And yet they do, statistically, die more than most other jobs. Pilots have every business being on here because the comic creator just literally took a "top X dangerous jobs list" and turned it into a meme.

    Passengering is safe. Piloting, less so. Just like riding in a bus is statistically safer than being a career driver. Because you get off the bus, and that driver does 7 more runs. Alongside a long-haul truck driver carrying zero people. Etc. But Piloting is more dangerous than driving a truck.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Police officers have the highest suicide rate after Doctors and Dentists. Not sure if it's because of poor stress management or being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.

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    [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Just now got a push message stating that the jobs of Dutch policemen were very dangerous, according to the union, because of bad communication technology.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago*

    Historically, shitty radio communication has gotten a LOT of people killed during emergencies. I'm perfectly willing to accept you can shave off a few percents of risk by getting Dutch cops better radios. But it's hardly going to move the needle compared to "unskilled" Labour such as construction.

    I do workplace safety in the Netherlands, so allow me to trot some numbers out.

    3800 people die every year as a result of their jobs. 2500 from cancer, 700 from coronary issues. Over 400 die from falling or car crashes. So about 200 people die from all the stuff you'd generally associate with gruesome workplace hazards. Now, generally when I hold this talk, the point is "stop being a moron around chemicals", but this time my point is "Dutch cops are really unlikely to die from their work".

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