This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

Nah. It's a great joke

Only do it if it's supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don't do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it'd be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

Especially if it's a cock ring

And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

"dressed as Sauron" would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

!lotrmemes@midwest.social would love that meme

A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

Steve?

*Putting on a penis ring, too.