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Dwarf sex* (lemmy.sdf.org)

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

"Merge finances" aka combine the family jewels.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

*not a euphemism

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

So... So how...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

When two dwarfs love each other very much they will find a piece of earth together. It can be rock, dirt, mud, metal, or even gemstone. The two of them then shape a new baby dwarf out of the earthen materials. They both say a short blessing and imprint a portion of their personalities into the child.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That's not too far from the Tolkien lore really

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Hardcore rawdog bareback fucking is part of first base. They just take the "life" part of "sex life" seriously.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

they just pop out of holes in the ground

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah they do. 😈

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023

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