I don't know what is more dissappointing: the lack of creativity in how these murders are covered up or that Russia is in such a sorry state that the powers that be see no need to bother.

Russians could make bank with a hand rail industry.

Russian windows are just giant holes in the wall with no glass and every room has random banana peels thrown around. It's the only explanation. Unless....

Russian NPC's aka general population: "Must've been the wind"

A useful word for situations like this is defenestrate. It means to throw a person or thing out of a window.

Very surprised that he didn't shoot himself in the back of the head before he accidentally fell out of the window.

Russian windows seem to be nearly as dangerous as American guns.

Interesting that’s it’s an ally and not a foe - that suggests (if it’s not a true accident) that the top is beginning to jostle for position.

That, or fate loves irony.

Windows seems to be a severe infrastructure problem in modern Russia.

Was banana peel (/russian accent)

It’s like headline madlibs.

Vladimir _______, Putin _____ found dead after falling from ________ window.

It's raining men

Why is it always such low windows?

Marvel just should've called her "black window", it's more realistic that way.

For a while there I thought "moved to Belarus" was going to become the new "fell from a window", but I guess they've decided to stick with tradition.

My mind read “Putin (fin)ally found dead…” and I was really excited for a moment.

Seems to be a big problem in Russia, they should get those windows checked or something...

I really don't want the Russians to win in Ukraine, but if they were to outfit all their troops with windows instead of bullets... just sayin'.

Gravity. The biggest killer of Russians lately.

Falling out windows seem like a leading cause of death in russia, just after going on jaunts across the border in Ukraine. And both are easily preventable.

I know kids fresh out of college that make more than he did.

Defenestration is a funny word. Mostly because it doesn't sound like a way of killing someone.

One of these days they'll get it: To fly one must merely not hit the ground.

"Falling"

“Four Putin allies/suspected enemies/whatever found dead after falling in the same bathtub and drowning. Putin’s surviving allies maintain, ‘This is fine.’”

Oopsies

Oh no, anyway...

How "Unexpected"!

I skimmed over ally and got super excited for a second.

Every sane Russian better avoid stairs and windows.

Here’s to hoping he invites Donnie shitty drawers for tea on the balcony someday who knows.

gravity, the bane of Russian's existence