Tbf Funky Kong looks pretty divorced.

Or is the problem that he's wearing khaki instead of the canonical blue-Jean shorts?

You need to have the arms for it.

You have to get married to begin with to look divorced. He looks “tell her a fake name and leave the state when the pregnancy test comes back positive.”

Is that BDG and Carolyn Page?

It's less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em

He looks like how I imagine 'florida man' looks like.

In game funky looks cool, but irl it looks sad.

And here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...