I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

• it has elves

• the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

• Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

People say Die Hard is Christmas movie because people are so fucking tired of the same rehashed Christmas movies that get played in repeat every year. I like Elf but I've seen it enough.

Same with Christmas music. I'm tired of this boomer era shit starting in October.

“If you _____ it means you have no personality” is played out

american psycho should be one if them, the main character even says "have a holly jolly christmas"

I saw some clickbait article the other day “movies you didn’t realize were Christmas movies” and it was full of obvious Christmas movies. #1 was Its a Wonderful Life………

Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch

It really depends on whether you can stomach watching Kevin Spacey or not, but The Ref is one of the greatest Christmas movies imo

'The Ref' is a glaring omission. Burn the website down.

Die hard should have been on one and not lethal weapon. Other than that I think those are excellent choices.

🤷‍♀️ I don't enjoy traditional Christmas movies that much and I think it's fun to do something different.

There are 8 billion of us, it's pretty tough to say something original all the time.

Sorry, Onion, some of these literally have Christmas in their titles. That's a stretch, even for you. XD

"get a personality" and "that's your whole personality" is just lazy writing. it's a generic insult deployed against anyone who likes a thing that says nothing about the person or the thing. it's the satire equivalent to "vegan bad". why should I read an article written by someone who makes parroting bland criticisms from the internet their whole personality?