Shit, I remember when I bought a pack of toilet paper and the cashier said "have a nice meal" (Swedish version) to me and I absentmindedly replied "you're welcome" and we just stared at each other before laughing.

She explained that she had just previously worked as a waitress. I didn't have an excuse, however.

"Thank you for shopping with us!"

Ha! Now there’s something in evaded. I’m too socially awkward to even respond to everyday greetings.

Saw a mudcrab the other day

This hits me where I live.

Ha! Now there’s something in evaded. I’m too socially awkward to even respond to everyday greetings.

Ha! Now there’s something in evaded. I’m too socially awkward to even respond to everyday greetings.

Ha! Now there’s something in evaded. I’m too socially awkward to even respond to everyday greetings.