they'll what now?

Yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Ahhh... The old "replace factual history with 'belief-ism'" tactic. What's the saying? "Those who don't read history are doomed to repeat it"

I can't imagine living with as much insecurity as conservatives face every day

It has to be a nightmare. Maybe that's why they so mad all the time at the sightest breeze of sanity

Ok, so I know "retarded" is an offensive and outdated term, but I propose we redefine it as "being ignorant, knowing that you are, and stubbornly refusing to make any attempt to fix it".

Used in a sentence: Ron DeSantis is retarded.

Hm if black people benefitted from slavery, why not reintroduce slavery then? And while you are at it, maybe white people want to benefit, too? Maybe DeSantis specifically could also benefit. Let's make him "benefit". /s

I mean, has anyone really crunched the numbers on if that's possible? If not I say we look into it maybe.

When you realize that Florida man can and does run for office 😵‍💫

Dear all those people that made this happen.

Fuck you.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Alabama Bay.

Don't worry, they're the first state that'll be underwater from climate change and simultaneously one of the biggest deniers of it. No sawing required.

After George W. Bush was selected by the Supreme Court

DeSaster once said that being woke means “war on truth” What the fuck do you call this then? Cuz this ain’t it, chief.

You sawed off too little keep going with Alabama and Missouri.