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Huang's Wang (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[+] 39 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T'was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should've just wanked instead.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    My bro

    You're seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that's been destroying the world economy the last few years as "my bro"?

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    • [–] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

    Jensen's Huang

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    • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    It's imperative that we keep his dick hard as a rock or the whole economy collapses. Quick, post Chinese spy porn or you hate capitalism.

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    • [–] 18 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    That's a very sturdy part of the structure.

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    • [–] 13 points 3 days ago

    I had to audibly laugh. Get an upvote.

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    [–] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I'd love to see someone yank that pretty little pecker.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    They might have tapes of it

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