Mm got off th bus mm sleepy nao FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Heard my dad has liver cancer for the glory of the empire!

I commented on why the orange pedo will still likely nuke iran for the glory of the empire.

Even that make me feel dirty

I beat up an AI phishing scammer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Ate some Ben & Jerry's FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I doom scrolled on Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!!

I made coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I drove home from work FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I watched anime FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just fingered my ear for the glory of the empire!

I scrolled Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!

I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Ate a salad, for the glory of the empire!

I took a nap. For the glory of the empire of course!

Made a panini for the glory of the empire!

Edit; panini tax

I protested for the glory of the empire?

Dunno about that tbh

I took a picture of a scarf for the glory of the Empire!

Declined work meeting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I made a cup of tea, for the Glory of the Empire!

I took a shit for the glory of the empire!

Elected a socialist for the mayor of Los Angeles for the glory of the Empire!

EXPERIENCE BIJ! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just ate instant ramen for the glory of the empire

I woke up for the glory of the empire!

Just farted in the metro for the glory of the empire!

Opened my IDE for the glory of the empire!

I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!

..wait, this is how it started last time...

sip tea for the glory of the Empire!

might be the most British statement ever.

I cooked, served, and ate dinner... for the glory of the empire!

I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I commanded my robot slave to vacuum the living room for the glory of the empire!

Ate a malt vinegar and sea salt potato chip, for the glory of the Empire!

Tidied the kitchen FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Set SyncThing to run on startup for the glory of the empire

I got on the Stockholm metro to commute home....

...for the glory of the empire!

I browsed Lemmy for the glory of the Empire!

I just took a dump for the glory of the empire

I sat in a chair waiting at the dentist for the glory of the empire

I shared a meme FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!

Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I cupped my nuts while reading this meme for the glory of the empire.

I sipped on my coffee, for the glory of the empire!

Ooh, did it again, for the glory of the empire!