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[–] 3 points 1 day ago

"I can't hear you. We must have a bad connection." is all you need say. Send me an email that I can just ignore.

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  • [–] 68 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    PSA if somebody didn't understand what you said, repeat it in the exact same speed and tone. Don't pronounce it slower or more clearly, and certainly don't paraphrase.

    also pro tip get mad at them for not understanding you after the second time. They are doing it on purpose

    /s in case it's not clear

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    I actually am hard of hearing so this hits especially close to home

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  • [–] 33 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    You’ll have to type louder, I’m going commando.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    You don't wear underwear.

    I only wear underwear.

    We are not the same.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Haha jokes on you, now I'm just hard

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    Don’t pronounce it slower or more clearly, and certainly don’t paraphrase.

    This, but for real. I just missed one word and don't need you to confuse the issue by adding in extra variables

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    (ah shit, I zoned out during the question) "Sorry, what was that?"

    "I asked if you co---" (Man, I hope I can answer this question this time, would look ridiculous otherwise) "--- and that's why I need to know what you think"

    (FUCK)

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    .- - / -.. .- - / .--.


    .. -. - / .. / .-. .- -.. . .-. / --


    .-. ... . / ..-

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)
  • dbza reference

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