Lesbians eat what??

The vet does WHAT?!?

That's my cat's "I just sniffed/licked my own butt and need to air out my sinuses now" face

I never saw a human lick themself there before!

"Gasp! How much did you see?"

"What do you mean I'm adopted?"

Meowschwitz

"You're going out dressed in that?!?"

Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽

When your cat daughter tells you shes getting married to a werewolf and also werewolves are real and also the werewolf is racist (i swear this comment is for someone)

Some random beardo on the wharf, speaking with a pencil in his mouth: "That'sh a tiger shark."

Me, a seasoned New England fisherman showing off the shark I've caught and that the mayor assures is the one that ate that poor Kitner boy:

getting Skeletor vibes.

How Unpleasant It Is To See You, You Sniveling Coward!

I forgot to skip the last minute of The Price is Right.

The moment before I sneezed.

You mean to tell me that I'm not supposed to snort black tar heroin?

Huh ?!

That fart is vile, you should see a doctor.

Is it missing its bottom front teeth?

Try thinking of a good cation instead. From that look, probably NH4^+^

It looks like a Mexican cat to me (human skull-like features), and it also looks like it could give tours of the afterlife, like its been there before already...

It's not butter?!

"Have you been smoking Sir"?

This was my reaction to this comment: https://photon.lemmy.world/post/lemmy.world/53819685?thread=26626782.26626945.26627269#26627269

The other issue is that a big part of ao3 most people don't realize is there is the volunteer tag wranglers. Some of that might be able to be done by an llm that can catch basic misspellings and common ship naming conventions but sometimes ship names refer to really obscure references that can't be reliably sorted that way.

I applied to squidgeworld personally.** I'm super bummed because I JUST finished my latest two chapters of my slow burn tentacle porn plus the actual porn part for later down the line because it needs a little more burn to fully satisfy.**

He-man turned me into his pet cat? But I'm skeletor..

Nein.

Smellbound

“Gerald!?”

“Tuna again?”