I'm interpreting this as mildly inconvenienced by imaginary problems.

"My entire life is going to be disrupted by this bike lane"

-Aggressively stupid people who steadfastly refuse to think or learn, lest it fuck with their shitty little world view

These are honestly some of the most pathetic people in existence

complained that this extension will reduce on-street parking spaces

Tear off the bandage and get rid of all all street parking. It never should have existed.

From the bottom of my heart: I hope the disruption is both permanent and incredibly onerous for you, you carbrained fucks.

Dislike headlines that platform unfounded ideas

Fears new cycle lane will cause huge disruption

Could be like

Fears new cycle lane will anger the infernal gods

Just made up nonsense

"one resident". It's funny, but I've been a resident in places without bike lanes and I don't recall being asked by the BBC for my opinion.