If I wasn't so. God. Damn. Heavy. And. Masculine...this would fucking work!
Screw this body honestly. Hate it more than the rats with plague smh
It actually sucks how many positions I can't do because of size or weight or body shape or whatever else because fucking puberty. Fuck my life 😔

Site is SexPositions Club

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[–] 3 points 3 hours ago*

In terms of weight, you can do cool shit with ropes and (partial) suspension. Just watch out for pinching nerves and other fragile bits. But taking part of the weight of the upper body and hips should be quite doable.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    I’m copying and pasting the link again in this comment in case the post gets deleted

    https://sexpositions.club/

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    no no, he just has to workout more

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago* (3 children)

    My GF is not tall enough to do stuff like this easily... Or maybe I'm too tall... Sad times.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 hours ago* (2 children)

    Hmm, not sure who is the giver and who the taker between you, and both offer interesting logistical challenges lol

    If she is the taker, maybe a tall bench or table, that is shorter that your middle, so you half sit while she is standing? Think of the vibe of power, of sitting relaxed while she has to stand.

    Or, if you're the taker, maybe instead of standing, you could be kneeling on a bed or low mattress instead? Think of her option to push your face in the mattress, or pull you back up whenever she wants.

    Many such options, all sound hot

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago

    Fuck my life

    Nah, we all have to do it on our own.

    For my rulebook, that's position 209b. Your resources must be faulty, are You sure You did updated it recently?

    For correct 210, You need some solid bars between, so front person have to, and not be held by back person. Alternatively 210b, You can use rope attached to something behind, that front person pull onto self.

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  • [–] 13 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

    Do yoga. In time the body will adapt and become more flexible.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    Thanks...still doesn't solve the weight issue tho :P

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Maybe have your head rest against a wall?

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