I am thinking about getting a Boneless Couch.

Has anyone tried them? Do they maintain their shape?

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[–] 1 point 1 day ago

My friend has one and she loves it. I told her it was nice to not hurt her feelings, but its awful. She has to sit on it by keeping her legs on the coffee table to not slide out. She looks like a little crab.

I got a 1990s lazyboy at the thrift store for $30. Its damn near perfect condition, no smell. I gave it a once over with my rug cleaner. Its got all the bones and you can even use the lever to kick your legs up.

Don't support shady online dealers and trends that benefit them and not the consumer. Hit a thrift store and find yourself a forever couch. It'll be cheaper, last longer and you'll be more comfortable. Even renting a van for a day to transport it will still be cheaper than some of these boneless couch prices.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    The reference is that JD Vance fucks couches. He's a couch fucker. More people would understand this if they read his autobiography.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Oh, I see. No, I am not going to fuck the couch.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    That's good, makes it more likely for the couch to last a while. Less cleaning too.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Beanbags aren't known for staying the same shape, no

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    It’s not a beanbag. It’s made of foam.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Foam is pretty notorious for wearing out over time.

    That said I have no experience with these couches. But with my experience with normal foam I can’t imagine it’s good.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    I've used a lot of mattresses made of foam. They were pretty good.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Can confirm latex foam is good stuff, I have a latex foam mattresses that has lasted decades. Not all foam is the same tho, so maybe look into what kind of foam is in whichever couch you consider. Some seem to use memory foam. If you look at one of those, make sure you know what your getting into and whether you like that. I have no experience or opinion on memory foam myself but one person I know regrets their memory foam mattress. I think it has to do with heat and feeling held in place when the foam warms up and they sink in.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    Every couch is boneless if you don’t bone on it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    I have one and it’s my favorite thing ever. Just make sure you get one with a tall enough back. Pillows will not be enough. Alot of these boneless couches dont have good backs or short backs

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    A family member made one with an exoskeleton to hold it all together (separate foam blocks, four for the base with a firm block under a soft one for structure, raised sides and full block for the back with a tube cage to hold them all together) that lasted more than 40 years with only one reupholster.

    The foam blocks were quite cheap direct from the supplier (I think they made mattresses, the back plate was an offcut but the rest were practically custom)

    If you can get yourself some decent foam blocks then it could be more cost effective and long lasting to make your own using fabric to hold the shape together the way store bought ones do.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Mine has. Pretty good little couch actually, though not as soft as others. You could probably put additional cushions on top.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Got a link?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Minecraft Couch

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Im actually curious too. Moving soon and my GF wants one

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago*

    You'll need to make sure that the upholstery has some degree of rigidity for structure to keep its shape. The foam itself will not be enough.

    E.g. foam with only a thin cotton-like covering? Garbage, will be barely better than a beanbag.

    Separated cushions will help rigidity too as they will deform and reduce the load on the main form.

    Get the most dense/stiff foam possible to maintain form: you can always soften it with more cushions, you can't do opposite.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Why can't you bone on the couch?

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