“You have a face for dial up” has now been added to my nerd insult library, like Guybrush Threepwood’s own.

"Would you overclock me? I'd overclock me."

-Buffalo Bill's Tech Support

"why is your thermal paste tube so small"

"the cylinder must remain unharmed"

I don't know what this is about, but I've seen the madthumbs posts and been blocked for correcting information.

When you pipe this meme into rev you get xkcd 272.

You have a face for dialup is a good one

This isn't facebook

The jumpers on the motherboard are installed backwards. Fix it!

What I shall take from this:

Overclock screwdriver labor. - That's what electric screwdrivers are for, right?

Thermal paste RAM format. - Intriguing. Tell me more. Is this a new zRAM thing?

Underclock yourself. - Sound advice. Overwork leads to burnout. Take your time.

Rebooting legally bottlenecks dial-up warranty - I can't believe this parses as a sentence and actually makes some kind of sense. I mean, if you're self-important enough to think it's worth asking, your ISP will almost certainly say you're not going to be able to use the internet when you're rebooting your modem.