Had to evict a big ass spider from my room today and was reminded of this meme template. At least it's easier to evict spiders than cats, the latter don't fit in measuring cups.

Two panels in the "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme template. Work place setting. Title: Know the home rules. Upper Panel, entitled "appropriate": A cat overlayed on a person stands next to another person's cubicle and says "I domesticated myself and hunt pests.". The person in the cubicle is enamored and replies: "Awww, you're sweet.". Lower Panel, entitled "inappropriate": Same scenario as the upper panel. This time a spider is overlayed on the person instead. The person in the cubicle is frightened and on the phone, saying: "Hello, human resources?!"

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[–] 10 points 50 minutes ago (2 children)

I kept wokf spiders in my place. They take care of ants, prevent roaches, and get rid of the other spiders that are dangeous. No help with mice, though.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 minutes ago

    Huh, it might've actually been a wolf spider that I threw out. Didn't know spiders that don't build nets enjoy entering homes. I guess temperatures are starting to drop, so it makes sense.

    At least it would explain why it was just sitting in the middle of my wall nowhere near a corner.

    Also apparently the other commentator was right, your wolf spiders are probably too small:

    Wolf spiders are a vital source of natural pest control for many people's gardens or even homes, since the wolf spider preys on perceived pests such as crickets, ants, cockroaches, and in some cases lizards and frogs

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

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  • [–] 3 points 20 minutes ago

    Spiders are my favourite critters :D

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  • [–] 7 points 48 minutes ago (1 child)

    One of my coworkers said she was trying to catch some ants to try to nurse a spider in her house back to good health. Absolutely insane behavior.

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