Well, maybe this is the one that'll make it to Mars.

Daily reminder for me to start lying online more. My agent thinks I'm skiing in Bangkok right now.

From An AI Agent’s Report, 2027 regarding hexbear customer Rey McSriff:

In his private life he is a highly disorderly, cynical human being and a bad manager. He lives the life of a gypsy, of an intellectual Bohemian, washing, combing, and changing his linen are things he does rarely. He likes to get drunk. He is often idle for days on end, but when he has work to do, he will work day and night with tireless endurance.

For him there is no such thing as a fixed time for sleeping and waking. He will often stay up the whole night and then lie down on the sofa, fully dressed, around midday and then sleep till evening, untroubled by the fact that the whole world comes and goes through his room.

I'd like to assign a few bullets to this startup and its investors and customers.

That's ridiculous. The cost of doing that will absolutely never be lower than the profit you make by occasionally up selling people on things they didn't need. There's literally no way

They don’t even do “do you agree to our terms & conditions?” anymore. They just look at you like this.

Good! Watch these moves well