imagine being a student of history and not being a materialist

"huh, these are all events that are completely independent of each other and isolated without any influence on each other whatsoever. history is so interesting because things just happen at random"

every history dweeb I know is a rad lib

Best part is how this just isn't fucking true. They're mostly conservatives.

I think this is more true of history professors than teachers

Was a history teacher for a decade. Most are libs

One of the head nazis at the German AfD is a history teachers