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[–] 1 point 20 minutes ago*

What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago (1 child)

    $1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm sure I'd stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    Given the fog I'd say it's either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    An African or European swallow?

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago

    Half an hour.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago

    31 minutes. I'm out of shape.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    35 to 40 minutes. I'd probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.

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