pigs are maybe cow-dogs

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[–] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

cats = ape-dogs

dogs = pig-cats

-> cats = ape-pig-cats

So now it's recursive:

cats = ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig-ape-pig ...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    You should work for Microsoft with that logic.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Snakes are jungle sausages.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    What is in your shower water and how do I get some?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Please elaborate

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    I think rabbits are closer to pig-cats

    They are an endless black hole for hay and treats, they oink and grunt when excited sometimes, and they use a litter box

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    I think it’s that cats behave more like non-domesticated animals (like apes), while dogs behave more like domesticated animals (like pigs).

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