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[–] 4 points 3 hours ago

And most of it happens in september. 🤷

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    Roses are red, the lathe holds the plaster

    The children are fast, but big bread is faster.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 hours ago

    Bernd das Börek is a German Institution

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  • [–] 44 points 9 hours ago

    Though it would be best if you ignored the loaf's past:

    (Yes this is official. No I will not be providing context because it's funny to be misleading.)

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  • [–] 16 points 7 hours ago

    How people talk about non western traditions.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago

    there is much here that moth does not understand.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Yes. But what is less known internationally is that we feed the fed bread to a sheep. Here you can see it smelling the bread seconds before consumption.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 hours ago

    The John Oliver segment bringing attention to Bernd was amazing and went directions even Oliver was surprised by when the titular loaf was brought on.

    I don't know much German humor, but Bernd is honestly peak.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago

    Bernds arms are too short to actually catch these children, they are fine after he gives up with a loud "Mist!"

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    Is it Bernd the Bread or Björn the Bread? 🤔

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago
    [–] 5 points 8 hours ago

    In Germany, GingerbreadMan catches YOU!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago

    Mein Leben ist die Hölle.

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