A stick

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[–] 4 points 1 day ago

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

    Dr. Dre.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    What’s brown and a little sticky?

    A twig.

    This is how I have previously heard the joke.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    ...a carrot.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    What's white and silly?

    spoilerA window sill

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Man, I posted the same thing within a minute of this post...

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago

    What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?

    Dr. Dre

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