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[–] 44 points 6 days ago (1 child)
  • [–] 31 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    In America that's A LOT cheaper than giving birth

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  • [–] 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

    The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.

    Whew.

    Also. I pity that fool.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    sounds like feline respiratory infection, hope the kitty was ok

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I'd love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago

    This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 days ago

    I am never gonna financially recover from this

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    [–] 7 points 6 days ago

    Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    That just means you've reached 40

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    The "check engine" light usually signals an issue with the womb.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Best I can do is, 800....900 thousand dollars. And it'll take 18-22 years.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    This is why you need to get the extended warranty.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    Cheaper than a baby.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    I think it's gonna require them to open the hood

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)