"Ok, I'm gonna go on my wank break."

takes nap instead, they'll never know!

Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you're done!

I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.

How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?

Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break

Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!

I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them

What if I'm empty? No productivity then

I already do this, I don't need no stinkin policy.

How about a living wage and time off?

Might be a good policy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

Okay, but... what is the thumbnail?