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[–] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Chief O'Brien, arriving in hell: "Finally, respite from all the torture!"

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  • [–] 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Even in the afterlife your engineering skills are still super valuable? Sounds like my kind of religion.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    For habitually exaggerating repair times so that he’d look like a miracle worker.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    "Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."

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