Chief O'Brien, arriving in hell: "Finally, respite from all the torture!"
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Even in the afterlife your engineering skills are still super valuable? Sounds like my kind of religion.
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No rest for the weary
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Megafurnace failures are the exception. It's mostly setting up printers and walking people through things over the phone.
Why did Scotty go to hell? 😢
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For habitually exaggerating repair times so that he’d look like a miracle worker.
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"Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."
He didn't, he went to Stovokor. He's about to fistfight Satan for the keys to the utility cupboard.
Hmm, is general drunkenness a sin? Or maybe all red shirts are just damned.

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