Once monkeys figured out you can use a stick in an anthill to scrape out yummy goodness they all started worshipping the stick. Christian American republicans aren't so different from monkeys. Now that's what I call evolution!

Santa isn't delivering shit to a house that's brim-full of gun happy lunatics. Christmas magic don't protect him from bullets.

celebrating the birth of Jesus with guns, amen

There are useful Republicans that we should try to take advantage of when we can though. This type of messaging is normally used to imply anything to do with them is evil, so don't vote for anyone who cooperates with them ever. That's dumb though. When they can be used to further our efforts, they should be used. We can still hold them accountable, but take advantage when they give an opening to be exploited. They certainly will.

Taliban Yankistan

i like how massie says he wants to release, but doesnt really push hard at all. hes just saving his own skin,, even though hes technically primaried already. all the other republicans that left congress did it so not to hurt the gop as a whole.

It's super normal to take an xmas photo like this. And to teach your kids that it's normal. None of them will grow up to be super messed up or commit horrible crimes.

is that a group of religious extremists?

Put him in the category of useful idiot just like MTG

"This fat disorderly hick likely doesn't even realize his victory speech was littered with logical fallacies" the liberal savior thought to theyself. This last chance at judgement brought them an immense, smug satisfaction, a hearty reminder of all the witty tweets they'd posted, slamming prominent and unknown conservatives alike. Their pathetic clitty bulged against its cage, precum oozing with each imagined display of intellectual superiority.

The militia member was morbidly obese, his ICE tactical gear struggled to contain his greasy dough shaped mass. He barked, "Kneel down libcuck".

A sharp gust of wind brought a stinging chill out of the ditch, the pungent smell of earth inspiring their eternal liberal spirit. They assertively whispered "Guns should be more heavily regulated and require..."

A sharp crack echoed amongst the trees, their body made a heavy yet muffled thud as it hit the bottom of a makeshift trench that doubled as a latrine for the 'cosplaying' soldiers.

They went to capitalist heaven and spent eternity in a cubicle donated by AIPAC. In their spare time they wrote strongly worded letters to homosexual jesus protesting Epstein's placement on a yacht.

About $100k of iron in that pic (assuming the 60/uzi/Thompson are all fully functional and not just replica/semi auto.

I have mine because they have theirs.

That picture is terrifying.

ARAB

what a bunch of losers

Yep, don't vote for them, but thank them for at least doing the bare minimum.

There are strategic moments that make sense. Liz Cheney (with no actual policy compromises) saying basically that, "I'm a Republican but Trump is a national security threat so I'm voting Harris" is strategically sound. Those who know Trump is a threat were already voting Democrat. Those on the fence or sitting out may have been persuaded by this bipartisan act (even though we all know we wouldn't want Cheney running domestic policy).

With respect to Massie, I'm glad he has carved out a sliver of morality on this one issue because Good vs. Bad isn't boolean; it's a gradient.

That said, there isn't a race in the country for these midterms where the Republican is better than the Democrat on the ballot.

(Also, Massie like Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger before him, already lost his Primaries so won't be in Congress anyway next year)

There's nothing wrong with responsible gun ownership. The only people who have a problem with the citizens arming themselves are liberals and neoliberals. Fascists love when neoliberals taking guns away from the people. It makes it easier for fascists to take guns away from the people.

Thomas Massie is an ally. Someone who disagrees with you on somethings but will still work together with you on a common goal is precisely what an ally is.