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[–] 6 points 6 days ago

Sudden death elimination round

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago
    [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    It won't, it's not an outside time

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    You have to pay $9.99, or one yearly payment of $100 to continue! What a deal! Act now before it's too late!

    *Payments for time are not purchases of ownership, but of a license to use time. Time unts can be revoked or altered at any point at the discretion of the issuing party or the fabric of spacetime.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago
    [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    You go and buy some more

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    My cat starts pawing at my face, until I wake up and feed her.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Someone has to go and press the button to start it again

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    [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    I'll tell you what happens when t

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