Slackers.

Sometimes it's too much work to go to bed so you keep gaming

Sometimes you have pains which keep you awake even though all you want to do is sleep. And playing games is how you keep yourself distracted.
Growing old is annoying.

30+ year old gamers trying to pull an all nighter: I'm tired, boss.

I just need like 7 more golden milks to complete this quest. 🫩 I'll stop after that, I swear. 😪

More like after having kids start school. I wake up at 7am instead of sleeping at 7am now.

Although I could probably still pull it off if I'm having a moment with Minecraft or something... assuming tomorrow's a Saturday.

Just level up with adderall

lol Ohhhh sweet child