I don't know about you all, but I totally believe that the jesus freak who jerked a dude off in the middle of a crowded theater on camera totally wasn't fucking her staffers.
I would just like to say, I personally saw a video of her giving a handjob to a guy and vaping in a theater and subsequently being thrown out. The day after it happened, before the video was made public, she said it was all lies and a smear campaign. Then the video was released. So as difficult as it may be for us to believe, it's entirely possible she may be lying about this also.
My shameful admission is
The photo of her standing next to a "no staff-led tours beyond this point" sign is a cute touch, The Guardian.
payments to staff that included more than $450,000 to Finegan to June 2026, and almost $780,000 to Small. Ratzlaff received more than $461,000.
Damn. I want that MAGA congresswoman level of a paycheck, too please.
Wait wait, I think I've heard this one before.
In a social media post Tuesday, Boebert said she had attended the performance and said she was “guilty to laughing and singing too loud.”
“It’s true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud! Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends,” she said in the post.
In a statement shared with CNN, Boebert’s campaign manager, Drew Sexton, said Boebert denied vaping during the show but did use her cellphone to take a picture of the performance, unaware that photos were not allowed. The statement was first shared with the Denver Post.
“I can confirm the stunning and salacious rumors: in her personal time, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of ‘Beetlejuice,’” Sexton said in the statement.
Ms Boebert was kicked out of Denver theater during a production of the musical Beetlejuice last September after vaping, singing, taking flash photos, and groping her date in the dark venue. At first she denied the incident - until video surveillance was released.
Becoming visibly irked, Boebert shot back: “I don’t believe there was disrespect. There were things that were taken out of context. It’s been reported that I flipped someone off and I did not. So I think it’s been mischaracterized.”
The Colorado Republican then accused Clark of releasing the footage and showing the public a very “private moment.”
Wow, they're saying she's bi? Interesting. I honestly didn't have that on my bingo card.
a four-year “romantic and sexual relationship” with a senior female staffer, named as Clarice Navarro Ratzlaff, then paid her $200,000 when Ratzlaff broke off the affair and threatened to file an ethics complaint of her own.
Last step before she creates an OF account.
Says the Beetlejuice exhibitionist.
So...we won't find anything on youporn? Well shoot.
How do I get on her staff?
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Will Sommer says this Wheeler guy is a bullshitter. I believe him.
She's just trying to get the creepy junior staffer to give up
All costituents still get a free handy-j right?
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