cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849

[sorry, off topic, couldn't resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma...

... I know, it's seriouuuusssss.

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[–] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words.

    Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    To be fair it’s pretty damn hard to fit a bare-foot pet inside of a joint

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    "but Sir, he's not smoking!"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago*

    So as long as my rasta cat wears shoes, he can hot box the bathroom?

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