▲ 135 ▼ bare feet (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 week ago by reader@lemmy.zip to c/crappydesign@sh.itjust.works 11 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849 [sorry, off topic, couldn't resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma... ... I know, it's seriouuuusssss.
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago (3 children) Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple. permalink fedilink source hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] reader@lemmy.zip [S] 12 points 1 week ago* its OK my dogs have shoes permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH... permalink fedilink source parent [–] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words. Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] reader@lemmy.zip [S] 12 points 1 week ago* its OK my dogs have shoes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words. Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first. permalink fedilink source parent
