gotta be Charlie Sheen, ig

Easy. Just don't teach them how to lose.

Has to be Dan Quagmire. Didn't hear anything but superlative compliments from fellow officers. Of course, Hegseth would have to personally sample the testosterone level, but hey, Pete might enjoy that.

I was gonna say me, but someone else already said Charlie Sheen and I can't compete with that

From now on the superbowl will be held every 4 years and the winning team will be the joint president of usa.

Mark Kelly

Obama

Gary Busey

Joyce Beattie

US military to be lead by ansarallah from now on? huh.

Jackie Weaver

Former Gen. Mark "I've read Karl Marx, I've read Lenin, I've read Mao Zedong" Milley

tell them to call goku

Let's help Pete Hegseth a bit.
You guys come with proposals,
and I'll pick the winner.

And looking at all the options so far,
although not explicitly named,
Abdul-Malik al-Houthi seems to be the winner so far.