NSFW Kegsbreath when the camera is off

Hey know what makes your dick limp, alcohol

he has more and dumber tattoos than that

it would be amusing if Kegsbreath ended up being extradited to Tehran to face charges for mass murder of civilians. like as part of some attempted diplomatic mea culpa in 5 years. not saying it's likely, but normalizing relations with iran down the road is going to involve some outside the box thinking to demonstrate there has a been a tectonic shift within the US national security apparatus. black bagging and handing over a dozen or so planners, plotters, and leaders of this unequivocal clusterfuck is peanuts, materially.

anyway, just imagining this bozo being frog walked onto a plane, then sitting in a jail somewhere with all his lame ass crusader douche tattoos, fumbling apologies with requests for mercy through a translator on a video screen. because the minute this guy is not in an environment with delivered high end catering and 6 drinks before noon, he is gonna be a fucking wreck.