No woman on Earth... Clearly this is stating there is a man on Earth that would be worth it!

Everybody seems to assume "date" equals sex.

On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.

If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.

There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.

nothing against whoever she is but yeah I'm taking that cash

sure I may be gay but I can't imagine any person I'd pay the opportunity cost of that much money to go on one date with

If her acting is any representation of her IRL I'd be bored af within 4 minutes. Even the eye candy wouldn't keep me interested.

But a date is too loose of an offer. I've been on a date with someone who was uninterested in me and only there for the free meal. And dates which went ok, barely a peck on the lips at the end and it took a couple more dates before any hanky panky.

500k is more than enough to pay off my house and put some improvements in and chock awake at least 200k. Then I can relax comfortably with my regular income.

"$500,000 or something you have no desire to do?"

$500,000 can buy many Sidney Sweenies!

An escort who looks like her would be 2 grand tops

Even if she was crazy about and simply had to fuck my brains out. 500,000 any day. Even less, much less.

I wouldn't even date her for half a million. I mean, who the hell is she?

Easy she a magat. I'll gladly take the cash.

If you take the $500k, I'm pretty sure Sidney will take your $500k to "go on a date" with you ...

(... as in a 2-minute zoom call from a lavish restaurant surrounded by bodyguards, while you eat your mac & cheese at home 🤣)

It actually depends. If I can get enough media attention to me dating her, I might end up raking in more than $500.000. Otherwise, meh, give me da moneys!

It'd need to be both. Pay me $500,000 and I'll go on date with her.

I'm out of her league. Most men are.

But, since we're talking about magical situations here. I would go on a date with Dolly Parton instead of taking $500,000, because that would mean Dolly Parton would be brought back to life and that's worth the money. Also, who wouldn't want to go on a date with her?