I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Let's not forget the policy changes that are going to kick millions of people off their healthcare plans - changes that are scheduled to take effect after the midterms. The $5k is like a bribe to allow yourself to be stabbed.

Goddamn this is too real

Right next to the tarrif checks

I figure, once I get my D.O.G.E. refund, tariff refund, this new dividend check, and when Soros finally gets around to paying everything he owes me, I'll be sitting pretty. So, suck it Canada. And England. And EU. And Iceland, or maybe Greenland. And Mexico. And, well, I don't know the names of anybody else's country but you, too. I'm going to buy a USA healthcare!

It's the gift that keeps on giving.. eh Clark?

Realistically, that 5k is going to Big Tech to keep the AI bubble from collapsing and taking the economy with it. I'm just not sure it's going to stop at 5k per person.

It's cool (not) to see reddit do the same thing than imgur with images, that is, never actually just show the image alone and always surround it with their bullshit website.

EDIT: For those that want to share the image without that cancer of a website showing up every time:

My trumpy uncle actually got one of these irl. “I’ve molested a kid in your name” it said. “If you act now you can help me charter a yacht” it said.

Great, now I'm on yet another charity donation mailing list ....

It's a one-year membership to the Colonizer of the Month Club..

You just know a fuck load of voters will fall for it.

Hey, we need to make sure those poor Israeli's have universal healthcare and their settlers can live in their communes with free housing!

You know what I want...https://youtu.be/2PmuKGox-QA?si=Z5034XGN5sPGi1l3&t=90

$5k Check? Coming juust after the Epstein files.

“made in your name”? Trump isn’t giving anyone else credit, let’s be real.

I've already borrowed against it. That 5 grand better come through or I'm screwed! /s

In a move the epstein class could never cognize, most of us don’t want blood money

Where's the Tylenol?

Honestly I kind of like exotic jellies

Obligatory fuck trump though this is unrelated to him fucking over everyone again and cheating in the elections

That $5,000 was promised to them 3,000 years ago

I never understood how that is supposed to read Donald (J) Trump