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[–] 83 points 4 weeks ago*

Advanced footage of Mitch sitting in Congress on his return next week:

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  • [–] 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    if your read it, the whole thing is full of hedges "tentatively preparing," "aren't yet clear," "could".

    click bait crap.

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  • [–] [S] 47 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 31 points 4 weeks ago

    His doctor will be tagging along, making sure he feels healthy and coherent. Picture of doctor:

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    [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago

    Bring ouch y’er dead. *BONG* Bring ouch y’er dead.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago

    Wow, I can't believe the dark wizards within the GOP figured out necromancy

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    If no one goes to jail over this electoral fraud, then ... I mean what do we even have police for then?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned.

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